Goats

Initially I intended to write a morose entry along the lines of self-pity and existentialism but decided to scrap such grotesque mental vomit. Instead, I shall write about goats.

Goats are good to eat. Yes indeed.

They also make great pets.

So. You can eat them and play with them.

They get kinda annoying when you pet them too much b/c they start neighing for you when you leave them.

If it gets too annoying, you could always eat them.

Kids are particularly cute.

And tasty.

Hrm. Now I sound like a cannibal. Why do they call human children kids, btw?

There's a lot of goats in Africa. I suppose they're easy to raise in such arid climates b/c they can stomach a wide variety of flora including thorn bushes. They also fancy paper.

This, if I dare presume, is the dumbest post I've written yet. However, I don't think it's any dumber than whining and drowning in self-pity on the internet. There's gotta be better ways to console oneself, don't you think?

Goat droppings resemble these little Korean pills called Jeongrohwan. Strangely enough, the said medicine smells much stronger than goat droppings. So becareful as to not touch them with your hands when you take them, lest the smell stain your fingers. They do, however leave your breath smelling not entirely pleasant. I suppose you could take the relatively new variant of the pill which has a pink sugar coating. Well, I don't know if it's sugar, but you know how some pills have a sweet hard coating, not unlike M&M's?

Goats symbolize the devil, but I don't find anything demonic about them except for the fact that they bang everything when in heat. But then again, don't most creatures bang everything while they're in heat? Humans bang everything, including goats, even when they're not in heat. So. I don't know why the goat became metaphor for the devil, but I suppose you could wiki it up if you're really curious enough.

Goat cheese is quite good, but not for those who dislike strong flavors. The same goes for goat meat, I suppose. Heidi becomes strong after all that goat milk. You know, the fictional Swiss gal from the Alps.

Eh, I can't seem to cook up anything else to write about goats...

Billy goats have peculiarly long beards. My Calculus professor in College had such a beard, leading me to dub him 'Goatman.' Of course, I did not call him that to his face. That class was somewhat awkward as my ex was in it pretty much right after the break up, as in the most awkwardly uncomfortable stage when you couldn't be more aware of the person's presence within 100 ft, but manage to act like the person is not there. Yeah... that was weird. Hrm, I wonder how that gal is doing nowadays. I suppose she's graduated by now since she was a year below me, and it's been more than a year since I've graduated. Wow, how time flies. I recall that she liked creamy Italian food. I wonder if she'd like goat cheese. Do they use goat cheese in Italian cuisine?

Huh, it's been about four years since I've had a tete-a-tete conversation with that lass. Funny how human relationships come and go like summer rain. It seems to cover the entire world all of a sudden, then disappears with equal spontaneity. I'm not sure if I spelled spontaneity right, but you get the drift.

Goats are not entire spontaneous creatures, I would say. They're fairly predictable, as they like to graze and neigh all day. However, they are more aggressive than sheep, and an annoyed billy goat my puncture a few holes in your tush.

I'm sitting in a PC-bang waiting to meet someone, but perhaps I won't after all. Perhaps I'll just end up going home after blabbing about goats.

Staog. Goats. Staog. Stag. Sag. Tag. Gat. Get. Gut. Tug. Mug. Shrug. Pug.

Pug. I saw a pug in a pet store just last evening. We were walking by the store after having dinner at a local seafood buffet. The food was alright. Oh right, pug. It was sleeping soundly. I think it was sick or something. But it was cute nonetheless. My aunt had a pug, but I think my uncle may have eaten it. Then again, pugs are too small, so I think it probably avoided the dooming fate of Korea's controversial summer cuisuine.

Goats make excellent substitute for the said dish. In the US, since it is almost a crime to cosume canine flesh, goat meat is used instead.

Well, I got the phone call after all. I'm bailin'.